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Parody piece – one year on

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In mid October 2023, I’d published my first parody article to Colecandoo titled “New features in InDesign 2024, and about time too!”. It was inspired by my frustration both at the lack of new features that were implemented into InDesign 2024; and a presentation at that year’s Adobe MAX by the InDesign team titled “What’s New in InDesign” that demonstrated a lot of features that have existed (some for over a decade), but not a lot of new ones. I’d written a follow-up piece as the next Colecandoo post that went into more detail about my motivations.

So frustrated was I at the time that I’d considered posting the following meme, but held back and instead went in the parody direction. Anyway, enough time has now passed that I can post the meme.

One year on, I thought it was worth having a look at that list of fictional features to see if any of these features had come to pass, and what the community has done to fill the missing gaps, and what might be coming later on. Let’s begin by looking at features on the list that have been implemented so far.

What is now real… sort of

Unlike previous years where the dot releases of the software are usually bug fixes only, the year 2024 saw the dot releases showing off some notable improvements… or at least ideas in the works. In the InDesignSecrets Podcast 324 hosts David Blatner and Anne-Marie Concepcion discuss the 2025 release’s new features in more depth… but there is a sentiment between the hosts that I share, and that is that it’s great that the InDesign team is releasing new features, but they’re all half-baked and we need to wait until the year 2025 to see if the features improve.

New 2025 features I hadn’t considered

What is being worked on… possibly

Community led and private enterprise efforts

In addition to the new features mentioned, many of the fictional features I’d written about already existed, but as either paid plug-ins; free scripts; or clever workarounds thought of by the community.

What didn’t make the cut

Unfortunately, there is still a long list of items from the original article that are still waiting for an InDesign Developer to breathe life into it so that we can all experience the benefits. In no particular order:

What would you like to see?

Throughout this article, you may notice that I’ve referred to a site called indesign.uservoice – this is a website that the InDesign Developers curate to primarily have users report on bugs; but there is also a portion of the page dedicated to feature requests. When the original parody piece was made, many of the fictional features were inspired by genuine requests already made to this site.

To be fair on the team, there are 5,085 feature requests at the time of writing, no doubt some of them being duplicates, features that are already there but the user does not know about them, or esoteric issues specific only to that user.

But as my friend’s father once said “you don’t ask, you don’t get” so if you feel there’s a feature in InDesign that ought to be there, or can see a feature on the uservoice that needs more attention, then go there and let your voice be heard.

Would I write another parody piece?

While visiting the USA in 2024 for both CreativePro in Washington DC and Adobe Max in Miami, I’ve had several opportunities to meet many Colecandoo readers face to face, and what often comes up for discussion is the parody piece – everyone I’ve encountered so far loves the article and asks “do you think Adobe has read this?” to which I believe the answer to be yes, having met with several of the InDesign Developers since its publication. Again, there may be a subtle nod to my parody piece in the InDesignSecrets podcast 324 at the 1:37 mark.

Was the piece the reason that the InDesign Developers decided to release some of the features that coincidentally appeared in the parody piece? I’ve love to think the answer was yes, but I don’t believe that to be the case. If anything, the article was a tongue-in-cheek parody that poked fun at software that was really in need of some love. I don’t see the article as “kicking a hornet’s nest” but as stated in previous articles, getting frustrated and angry at the developers was getting me nowhere, so I thought I’d have some fun that other InDesign users could relate to.

With all this in mind, the Colecandoo site isn’t a comedy act. I’m glad readers found the article amusing, but the raison d’être of Colecandoo is to provide helpful and useful advice for anyone using InDesign for an upcoming print project. It was good to do a parody piece once, and I can say that I have now got it out of my system.

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